Quotations Brilliant Sayings

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping

Moore's Law of Mad Science: Every 1.5 years, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the planet drops by one point.

Procaffeinating - The tendency to not start anything util you've had a mug of coffee.

Unnecessary laws are not good laws, but traps for money.