Quotations Brilliant Sayings
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion
When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping
Moore's Law of Mad Science: Every 1.5 years, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the planet drops by one point.
Procaffeinating - The tendency to not start anything util you've had a mug of coffee.
Unnecessary laws are not good laws, but traps for money.